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How to know if you watch too much Dragonball/Z/GT When...

1. You put vaseline in your hair, and try to create Goku's hairdo.
2. You go throw you Cds around the house while screaming "Distructo Disc".
3. You try to power up in the middle of class during an exam.
4. You tell the teacher that the priciple's power level is lower than yours after he/she sends you to their office.
5. While eating you shape mashed potatoes into a picture of bulma.
6. You sing "Rock The Dragon" as you walk/ride to school or work.
7. You have more merchandise than Funimation's online store.
8. You dye your hair yellow impersonating a super saiyan.
9. You think Trunks is your best friend.
10. You seem to scream KAMAHAMEHA at awkward times.
11. You come to this site 5 times a day.
12. You go outside at night and stare at the moon hoping to transform.
13. You tell your enemy your power level is 5,000,000,000 to avoid being beat up.
14. You legally change your name to Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta or Piccolo.
15. You don't understand why your Sensu Beans aren't growing in your garden.
16. You try to blow up your school with your Final Flash/Big Bang Attack.
17. You tend to get those Bulma mood swings alot lately.
18. You take a lighter and try to make mini fireballs that you claim come out your hands.
19. You think your grandfather resembles Master Roshi.
20. You wear your Dragonball Z boxer shorts everyday.
21. In the middle of a fight you tell the other person that you're going to send them to the next dimension.
22. You wrap a towl around your head and try to act like piccolo.
23. You try to fuse with one of your friends.
24. You dig up your backyard looking for a dragonball.
25. You go outside and scream NIMBUS for no reason.
26. You know everything from the original Dragonball to GT.
27. You name your cat Puar and you assume you are Yamcha.
28. You keep your cat hanging on your shoulder at all times and you label yourself as Dr. Briefs.
29. You draw an M on your forehead.
30. You let someone beat you up so you can become stronger.
31. You have a monkey named Bubbles.
32. You chase insects with a large mallet.
33. You can speak Namekian.
34. Your Bio teachers askes you to explain cells and you give her a lecture on DBZ.
35. You wear nothing but orange shirts with orange pants.
36. You walk around randomly posing like the Ginyu Force.
37. You've done half the stuff on this list.
38. You've spent over $1,000 dollars on DBZ merchandise.
39. You swear Dende is sitting next to you.
40. You wonder why your capsules don't make aircars.
41. You go to the beach every day so you can look like Mr. Popo.
42. You make your own Capsule Corp. T-shirt.
43. You actually laugh at King Kai's jokes.
44. You cry when you miss an episode.
45. You actually arrange a worldwide search for dragonballs.
46. You name your son/daughter after a DBZ character.
47. You wonder what your power level is.
48. You often point your finger at things hoping they'll blow up.
49. You dream about you and Goku having the ultimate battle.
50. KAIOKEN is your child's first word.
51. While watching it on TV you quote 95% of the episode.
52. You seriously consider having a Tenkaichi Boudakai (World Martial Arts Tournament) in your backyard.
53. You have every single DBZ toy made.
54. You call your mom Chi-Chi.
55. You go for that Krillin bald look.
56. You run down the street claiming you're running on snake way.
57. You beg NASA to make you a gravity machine so you can train.
58. You try to make your carpet fly like Mr. Popo's.
59. You and your friend act out the entire Frieza and Goku fight.
60. You try to make a DragonRadar.
61. You cut a limb off so you can regenerate it.
62. You kill yourself so you can train with King Kai.
63. You threaten to Kamikaze your teacher.
64. You can mimic any character's voice at will.
65. You watch Dragonball Z as much as you can before you fall asleep - so you Dream about being in the show.
66. You get in a fight with the school bully and yell "Kaio Ken Attack" and you win.
67. You think that when you die, you can ask King Yama to let you go Train with King Kai.
68. You keep trying to power up your "Ki" when you get hit by someone.
69. You go around asking your friends to do the Fusion Dance with you.
70. You keep looking for dragonballs that aren't even real.
71. When you walk down a hallway, you try shootting the KamehameHA.
72. You take Karate believing you will be able to fly & shoot Power beams from your hand.
73. You dye your hair Yellow & get Green contacts.
74.You ask your parents if you can change your name to Vegeta.
75. You kill yourself so you can travel to King Kia's to Train.
76. You call your little brother Kakarot & tell him your name is Raditz.
77.You light your hair on fire and say your a super saiyan.
78.You beat yourself thinking your a saiyan, and you think after a nice rest you will become stronger.


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